one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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Remember when Eridan made the only logical observation that any character ever has made or ever will in MS Paint Adventures?
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I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
(via ocdturtle)
kingcheddar is the xvii because he killed all his predecessors in a jealous rage because their mustaches were real
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I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.
i love my momma
my mom’s too much of a badass to die.
(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy, via itbefern)
Every now and then I wander onto Yahoo, take a look at the news on the front page, and promptly leave
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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